I'd like to work for one of these websites like the Sun. Take a story about

Aubameyang.

And post 50 different articles per day about it when really there is no news.

'Transfer will go ahead within 24 hours'
'Secret message from Mkh'
'Transfer held up due to Demand'
'he packs his car. it's not what you think'
'has to go to court so deal held'
'Arsenal legend says........'
'Shirt number will be'
'OTHER CLUB ENTERS RACE'

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


I ****ing hate the interwebs

Perhaps it's because we're all too tight to buy newspapers. They're forced into mind-numbing clickbait to survive. Not that the printed versions are much better, of course.