I have two chaps at home today doing some plastering and they appear to have

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Here we go.

Casual racism from a mongrel bicycle thief.

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Are you denying that he is parochially small-minded to the point of drooling idiocy?

Thought not. #irish :shrug:

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Are you denying that he is parochially small-minded to the point of drooling idiocy?

Thought not. #irish :shrug:

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From the evidence in front of me I can deduce that he wants to try and avoid getting the very bad shíts and likes a Club Sandwich.

The former I would suggest is normal and I have never had a Club Sandwich so it is hardly a character defining action of a proud son of Ireland.

I find your aggressive, boorish attitude to all on here, with the exception of B and your little wannabe mini me Dick, to be distasteful.

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From the evidence in front of me I can deduce that he wants to try and avoid getting the very bad shíts and likes a Club Sandwich.

The former I would suggest is normal and I have never had a Club Sandwich so it is hardly a character defining action of a proud son of Ireland.

I find your aggressive, boorish attitude to all on here, with the exception of B and your little wannabe mini me Dick, to be distasteful.

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Has your bantz valve malfunctioned, sw? :-(

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Has your bantz valve malfunctioned, sw? :-(

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On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.

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On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.

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That's you and peter. :-( You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

Eggs, two, fried.
Sausages, three, fried.
Bacons, several, fried.
Chips. Fried.

On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.

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On the contrary, I am Bantz central and open for business.

I have simply taken the decision to kill you. I hope you understand.

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Form an orderly queue behind Peter.

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That's you and peter. :-( You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

Eggs, two, fried.
Sausages, three, fried.
Bacons, several, fried.
Chips. Fried.

On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.

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You need beans as a bit of chip gravy imo. And that's way too much bacon without tomato to go with it.

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You need beans as a bit of chip gravy imo. And that's way too much bacon without tomato to go with it.

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Now just hold on there a cotton-pickin' minute; you have planted the seed of an idea...

What if there was... gravy? :clap:

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That's you and peter. :-( You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?

Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:

Eggs, two, fried.
Sausages, three, fried.
Bacons, several, fried.
Chips. Fried.

On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.

You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.

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Hmm. I cook my sausages and bacon in the oven. I suggest you try this.

I had lamb schwarma for lunch. It was served open with fries on the side so I added some in, rolled it up and devoured it.

This is how you should be dining tonight given your domestic circumstances.

:nod:

Bowl of corn flakes for my tea I think.

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Form an orderly queue behind Peter.

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I stand behind Pedro in no queue.