Oh, just fùck off back to Middlesex and stay there, Malan!

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

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Did you used to sit behind me at the Emirates shouting at Eboué?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

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Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

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He grabbed a nice one today tbf.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

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No - he was born in Roehampton, grew up in South Africa. As I said before, he doesn't field there for Middlesex so doing so for England is slightly ridiculous. Root should have been in there