Well done Dick and the Septic. We've given away a 400k p/w midfielder

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02-11-2019, 10:32 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Well done Dick and the Septic. We've given away a 400k p/w midfielder

Fück you.

I hope we swap places we Barnet.

Fücking scum.

Yes I am pissed in Paris.

But I don't care.

Given Dick and the Septic will never make us NL's best team ever again in our entire history, I hope Barnet beat us to 2nd place.

Hit the Septic capitalists in their pockets. Only lingo untermenschen like that understand.

Thanks for winning us two cups, Rambo. Wish we could have done your skills justice. I wouldn't quite say Chippy Mk 2, but too fücking close for my liking. Hope you win the CL, preferably against a team I hate.

Rambo in. Ozil in. AW in. Dick, Septic and the spastics out.

And no, just to be absolutely clear, I'm not joking. This isn't even a kernal of truth exaggerated for supposedly comic effect.

I hope those ****s get munched by tigers. Or trampled to death by Wellyphants. Or bitten by cobras.

Or just taken out and fücking shot at dawn.

Scum.

Fück the lot of you and your AFTV mates. The internet and our Septic owner have ruined the team my granddad first got season tickets for. I'd happily switch off the internet, nuke the Septics and feed all of AFTV to tigers if it got us one more season with Rambo.

You know, he might win us another cup like he did win with two previous finals.

But fück him and Ozil, eh?
02-12-2019, 12:14 AM
halfsharkalligatorhalfman

Well you don't mince your words, do you?? :rolleyes:
02-12-2019, 09:14 AM
Billy Goat Sverige

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Fück you.

I hope we swap places we Barnet.

Fücking scum.

Yes I am pissed in Paris.

But I don't care.

Given Dick and the Septic will never make us NL's best team ever again in our entire history, I hope Barnet beat us to 2nd place.

Hit the Septic capitalists in their pockets. Only lingo untermenschen like that understand.

Thanks for winning us two cups, Rambo. Wish we could have done your skills justice. I wouldn't quite say Chippy Mk 2, but too fücking close for my liking. Hope you win the CL, preferably against a team I hate.

Rambo in. Ozil in. AW in. Dick, Septic and the spastics out.

And no, just to be absolutely clear, I'm not joking. This isn't even a kernal of truth exaggerated for supposedly comic effect.

I hope those ****s get munched by tigers. Or trampled to death by Wellyphants. Or bitten by cobras.

Or just taken out and fücking shot at dawn.

Scum.

Fück the lot of you and your AFTV mates. The internet and our Septic owner have ruined the team my granddad first got season tickets for. I'd happily switch off the internet, nuke the Septics and feed all of AFTV to tigers if it got us one more season with Rambo.

You know, he might win us another cup like he did win with two previous finals.

But fück him and Ozil, eh?

The recurring thought I come away with after reading your contributions to AWIMB is that you’re a weird ****.
02-12-2019, 10:03 AM
Just Trent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Fück you.

I hope we swap places we Barnet.

Fücking scum.

Yes I am pissed in Paris.

But I don't care.

Given Dick and the Septic will never make us NL's best team ever again in our entire history, I hope Barnet beat us to 2nd place.

Hit the Septic capitalists in their pockets. Only lingo untermenschen like that understand.

Thanks for winning us two cups, Rambo. Wish we could have done your skills justice. I wouldn't quite say Chippy Mk 2, but too fücking close for my liking. Hope you win the CL, preferably against a team I hate.

Rambo in. Ozil in. AW in. Dick, Septic and the spastics out.

And no, just to be absolutely clear, I'm not joking. This isn't even a kernal of truth exaggerated for supposedly comic effect.

I hope those ****s get munched by tigers. Or trampled to death by Wellyphants. Or bitten by cobras.

Or just taken out and fücking shot at dawn.

Scum.

Fück the lot of you and your AFTV mates. The internet and our Septic owner have ruined the team my granddad first got season tickets for. I'd happily switch off the internet, nuke the Septics and feed all of AFTV to tigers if it got us one more season with Rambo.

You know, he might win us another cup like he did win with two previous finals.

But fück him and Ozil, eh?

At least we’re not having to pay him £400k a week. Good grief, could you imagine?
02-12-2019, 10:27 AM
WES

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Fück you.

I hope we swap places we Barnet.

Fücking scum.

Yes I am pissed in Paris.

But I don't care.

Given Dick and the Septic will never make us NL's best team ever again in our entire history, I hope Barnet beat us to 2nd place.

Hit the Septic capitalists in their pockets. Only lingo untermenschen like that understand.

Thanks for winning us two cups, Rambo. Wish we could have done your skills justice. I wouldn't quite say Chippy Mk 2, but too fücking close for my liking. Hope you win the CL, preferably against a team I hate.

Rambo in. Ozil in. AW in. Dick, Septic and the spastics out.

And no, just to be absolutely clear, I'm not joking. This isn't even a kernal of truth exaggerated for supposedly comic effect.

I hope those ****s get munched by tigers. Or trampled to death by Wellyphants. Or bitten by cobras.

Or just taken out and fücking shot at dawn.

Scum.

Fück the lot of you and your AFTV mates. The internet and our Septic owner have ruined the team my granddad first got season tickets for. I'd happily switch off the internet, nuke the Septics and feed all of AFTV to tigers if it got us one more season with Rambo.

You know, he might win us another cup like he did win with two previous finals.

But fück him and Ozil, eh?

It's 300K a week according to the Times. And anyone who thinks we should be paying that useless Welsh tw@t 300k a week should be strapped into a giggle jacket.
02-12-2019, 10:32 AM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by WES

It's 300K a week according to the Times. And anyone who thinks we should be paying that useless Welsh tw@t 300k a week should be strapped into a giggle jacket.

Quite.
Simply, Aaron isn't that good.

Simply, football is fúcked right up.
02-12-2019, 11:03 AM
Tony C

From Ornstein:

The club made Ramsey a new improved offer in September but it was declined by his management team.

Which is the complete opposite of what we were previously told ie wages agreed but he had extra demands with regards his role in the team and Unai said no.

Even that seems odd ie Unai saw him as a more offensive player but Ramsey wanted a deeper role in central midfield bit Ramsey has never looked like that sort of defensive player.

Do we owe Unai an apology? It seems this was down to money and there’s no way I’d give him anything north of 200 a week.
02-12-2019, 11:18 AM
redgunamo

Right. That's the important thing to keep in mind #WengerOut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Trent

At least we’re not having to pay him £400k a week. Good grief, could you imagine?
02-12-2019, 11:37 AM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

The recurring thought I come away with after reading your contributions to AWIMB is that you’re a weird ****.

I stopped reading most of his dribblings some time ago.
02-12-2019, 11:52 AM
redgunamo

Right. And rugby league doesn't seem to be a whole lot better nowadays either.

"Ramsey's desire is to play as a number eight."

Kel Coslett does not like this :-(

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

Quite.
Simply, Aaron isn't that good.

Simply, football is fúcked right up.
02-12-2019, 12:25 PM
WES

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

Quite.
Simply, Aaron isn't that good.

Simply, football is fúcked right up.

He isn't that good even in his best position, which is where Unai has been playing him.

He has consistently shown himself to be an utter liability when played in a more central midfield role. Last time I saw Juve play, I thought they looked very good there. Will be interesting* to see where they play him and how much they play him.

* not really, f*ck 'im
02-12-2019, 01:57 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Quote:

Originally Posted by WES

He isn't that good even in his best position, which is where Unai has been playing him.

He has consistently shown himself to be an utter liability when played in a more central midfield role. Last time I saw Juve play, I thought they looked very good there. Will be interesting* to see where they play him and how much they play him.

* not really, f*ck 'im

They'll have to play him.

It's not like you pay £3-400k pw for a top drawer midefielder and leave him on the bench, is it? Oh.
02-12-2019, 02:02 PM
SWv2

I have just realised who "Dick" is. Silly me.

Ramsey - good luck to him. Very good player but not in the bracket of the alleged money he is earning (though I do know that the way the deal is structured means he is not earning the silly money per week being reported by silly people).
02-12-2019, 02:07 PM
Luis Anaconda

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWv2

I have just realised who "Dick" is. Silly me.

Ramsey - good luck to him. Very good player but not in the bracket of the alleged money he is earning (though I do know that the way the deal is structured means he is not earning the silly money per week being reported by silly people).

Yes - I thought he was raging at Dick Law for a while
02-12-2019, 02:14 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

I thought it was just another case of verbal abuse being aimed at Rich
02-12-2019, 02:33 PM
SWv2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I thought it was just another case of verbal abuse being aimed at Rich

This was my starting point also.
02-12-2019, 02:48 PM
Luis Anaconda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I thought it was just another case of verbal abuse being aimed at Rich

**** is short for Rich surely
02-12-2019, 04:00 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Yes - I thought he was raging at Dick Law for a while

the friend of Mrs Maitland-Niles? yes, I thought that too.