These people are not mental, ohhhh no

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05-16-2018, 09:30 AM
Monty92

These people are not mental, ohhhh no

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/05/...-black-people/
05-16-2018, 09:34 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/05/...-black-people/

A rain is coming, a great fall of water, a deluge, a flood to wash the earth clean of all this absolute bólloocks. If it doesn't happen, it turns out there's no God after all. :-(
05-16-2018, 09:40 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A rain is coming, a great fall of water, a deluge, a flood to wash the earth clean of all this absolute bólloocks. If it doesn't happen, it turns out there's no God after all. :-(

Are you Travis Bickle now? I expect your 'mirror' scene would be decidedly english middle class,

"I'm terribly sorry, but are you addressing me? I rather think you must have been as I see no other person here".
05-16-2018, 09:43 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Are you Travis Bickle now? I expect your 'mirror' scene would be decidedly english middle class,

"I'm terribly sorry, but are you addressing me? I rather think you must have been as I see no other person here".

Do you not agree that the world has descended into a puddle of filth, where a man can be a woman, two men may marry each other and legally perform unnatural acts, and young people sing the name of Jeremy Corbyn?

DO YOU DISAGREE WITH THESE TRUTHS?
05-16-2018, 09:45 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Are you Travis Bickle now? I expect your 'mirror' scene would be decidedly english middle class,

"I'm terribly sorry, but are you addressing me? I rather think you must have been as I see no other person here".

http://www.christopherfowler.co.uk/b...leman-thug.jpg
05-16-2018, 09:45 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you not agree that the world has descended into a puddle of filth, where a man can be a woman, two men may marry each other and legally perform unnatural acts, and young people sing the name of Jeremy Corbyn?

DO YOU DISAGREE WITH THESE TRUTHS?

I see that a couple of mentals are appealing the fact that only same sex couples can have Civil Partnerships. :rolleyes:
05-16-2018, 09:47 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I see that a couple of mentals are appealing the fact that only same sex couples can have Civil Partnerships. :rolleyes:

...WHAT IS THE FúCKING POINT IN THAT?

I blame the lawyers tbf
05-16-2018, 09:51 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A rain is coming, a great fall of water, a deluge, a flood to wash the earth clean of all this absolute bólloocks. If it doesn't happen, it turns out there's no God after all. :-(

Been raining here all day - and the ubahn wasn't working probably this morning so I had to walk four stops to get my train. Definitely no god (except for Dennis, of course)
05-16-2018, 10:05 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by IUFG

...WHAT IS THE FúCKING POINT IN THAT?

I blame the lawyers tbf

This (opposite sex) couple believe it's unfair that only gayers can enjoy the legal benefits of marriage without the "patriachchal baggage" of actually getting married.
05-16-2018, 10:06 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A rain is coming, a great fall of water, a deluge, a flood to wash the earth clean of all this absolute bólloocks. If it doesn't happen, it turns out there's no God after all. :-(

There isn't a GOD, apart from DB10 of course
05-16-2018, 10:20 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pokster

There isn't a GOD, apart from DB10 of course

Seems an apt place for a :noah:
05-16-2018, 10:22 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Seems an apt place for a :noah:

Oh I apologise...... it's because you're an hour ahead of us here :watson:
05-16-2018, 10:30 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pokster

There isn't a GOD, apart from DB10 of course

You seem awfully sure of that, p. I wonder how you'll feel when you are standing before the throne of eternal glory, being asked to explain your actions whilst on God's earth. Yea, then you shall tremble before His wrath!

Repent, p. For fúck's sake repent.
05-16-2018, 10:31 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you not agree that the world has descended into a puddle of filth, where a man can be a woman, two men may marry each other and legally perform unnatural acts, and young people sing the name of Jeremy Corbyn?

DO YOU DISAGREE WITH THESE TRUTHS?

I recently descended into the puddle of filth that is your mum's arse'ole
05-16-2018, 10:33 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I recently descended into the puddle of filth that is your mum's arse'ole

You must have felt at home amidst the jobbies.
05-16-2018, 11:11 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You seem awfully sure of that, p. I wonder how you'll feel when you are standing before the throne of eternal glory, being asked to explain your actions whilst on God's earth. Yea, then you shall tremble before His wrath!

Repent, p. For fúck's sake repent.

And he will smote P for not being able to do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bm8M7tCD94
05-16-2018, 11:44 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by IUFG

And he will smote P for not being able to do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bm8M7tCD94

I'm surprised Dixon got away with not giving Him the ball early, i
05-16-2018, 11:46 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I'm surprised Dixon got away with not giving Him the ball early, i

Bergkamp didn't celebrate as he was still fooomin about not getting the pass first time.
I suspect Dixon was mere seconds away from being struck down by lightening.
05-16-2018, 12:10 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You seem awfully sure of that, p. I wonder how you'll feel when you are standing before the throne of eternal glory, being asked to explain your actions whilst on God's earth. Yea, then you shall tremble before His wrath!

Repent, p. For fúck's sake repent.

:nono:

Allah is merciful.

I'm sure I heard that somewhere.
05-16-2018, 01:22 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

And he will smote P for not being able to do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bm8M7tCD94

You don’t get lobs or chips over the keeper anymore, do you? Why not? Is it the gayness of the ball?
05-16-2018, 01:24 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

You don’t get lobs or chips over the keeper anymore, do you? Why not? Is it the gayness of the ball?

I don't know about that, but I do know that BFR just made me cry a bit. "You just know when he did his little dragback there, you could have bet your life he was gonna to stand it!" :cry: I miss BFR.
05-16-2018, 01:27 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Burney

You don’t get lobs or chips over the keeper anymore, do you? Why not? Is it the gayness of the ball?

I asked this the other week - I reckon in must be the ball. Lacazette has tried a couple this season but they just lobbed into the keeper's hands
05-16-2018, 01:30 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I asked this the other week - I reckon in must be the ball. Lacazette has tried a couple this season but they just lobbed into the keeper's hands

'Keepers might be spending more time studying geometry, of course.
05-16-2018, 01:32 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

'Keepers might be spending more time studying geometry, of course.

Have you ever met a goalkeeper, sir c? Never struck me as the studying type. Albert Camus, apart
05-16-2018, 01:33 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Have you ever met a goalkeeper, sir c? Never struck me as the studying type. Albert Camus, apart

What about JPll? He must have done some bible studying. And David Seaman know all there is to know about fish.
05-16-2018, 01:33 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by luis anaconda

have you ever met a goalkeeper, sir c? Never struck me as the studying type. Albert camus, apart

iahyk......
05-16-2018, 01:35 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pokster

iahyk......

I was hoping to snare a Peter but a Pokster will do :)
05-16-2018, 01:36 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What about JPll? He must have done some bible studying. And David Seaman know all there is to know about fish.

Good lord - how did I forget him. Do you think Jens ever reads? I imagine him hurling books at people but reading them
05-16-2018, 01:37 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was hoping to snare a Peter but a Pokster will do :)

I'm sticking up for the GK union... I only ended up in goal as i was the only one of our |Sunday league team over 6 ft (and my knees were knackered)
05-16-2018, 01:39 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Good lord - how did I forget him. Do you think Jens ever reads? I imagine him hurling books at people but reading them

I suspect Jens loses interest if it's not Mein Kampf or Der Sturmer, tbh.
05-16-2018, 01:42 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was hoping to snare a Peter but a Pokster will do :)

THey study hard but they study alone. No team mates, no hijacks or high fives. Loners, endlessly feeling theball in their hands and adjusting their feet....

In short, a bit mad.
05-16-2018, 01:46 PM
World's End Stella

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Originally Posted by Sir C

'Keepers might be spending more time studying geometry, of course.

Or the fact that they seem to be about 6" taller than in the old days. Seaman was what, about 6'2"? Most keepers of that day were more or less the same as I recall.

De Gea and Courtois must be 6'7" or so? Massive buggers.
05-16-2018, 02:07 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

Or the fact that they seem to be about 6" taller than in the old days. Seaman was what, about 6'2"? Most keepers of that day were more or less the same as I recall.

De Gea and Courtois must be 6'7" or so? Massive buggers.

Courtois is a big ****er 6'6" i believe. De Gea is actually a bit smaller. Forster is 6'7" and built like a brick ****house with it

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