https://www.theguardian.com/society/...e-cyber-attack
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I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.
I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.
Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.
This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.
:-) I was going to make a similar joke myself, but thought I'd be charitable and leave the tap-in for someone else.
It was in St Vincent's prior to them unnecessarily cutting my perfectly healthy appendix.
The doctor said: "Turns out it was only gastro-enteritis, but since we had you open anyway, we thought we might as well take it out." :-|
Oh, it got very awkward as my uncle and namesake got involved, summoned forth his family physician at great expense to see to me. This sage being the self-same gobshíte who couldn't diagnose a broken fùcking leg. :rolleyes: I'd have been better off with the witch doctor.