What time would you like the Swansea sticky to go up?
I'm not around on Saturday so someone else will have to do the Spurs one.
Could you refrain from doing it, please? We have a title to win, you know?
Rich has answered my medical query. Not a peep about your severe gastro-intestinal distress, though.
So let's get this straight. It's Type 7 on the chart, yes?
Does your stomach feel settled?
Between 6 and 7, I'd say. The colour is correct.
Shall I send you a photograph?
Settled? No, it's bucking and heaving like me on your mum.
There has been some vomiting, I'm not going to lie.
Have Asian bivalves finally given me hepatatis, r?
I don't know about you, but I definitely don't fancy trying to pass Type 2.
do you have - acute hemorrhoidal disease, anal fissure, or the inability to attain unassisted stools
if so, seek a REAL f**king doctor.