Good God, man! That was the Fuzzy-Wuzzies. And in East Africa, not Arabia.
Could you be any more racist? :shakehead:
No. No alarm. I don't like alarms or locked doors. It smacks of arrogance.
Why is my stuff so important that it needs to be protected with draconian measures?
I know perfectly well who and where that was, thank you very much.
There's all Ay-rabs up those parts b.
Oh you'll be locking them now right enough. And spending 4 grand on a state-of-the-art
intruder detection system (burglar alarm) and voting UKIP
I sniggered at 'entering my open door', I'm afraid.
Err..chas....old stick...you didn't tell your imsurance company this did you?
I did lock them for a week afterwards.
Then I thought, 'f**k it, if they make me alter how I live, they've won.'
So now I don't. And if they come back, I'll buy the stuff again, and in this way, I will win.
Of course not - smacks of cowardice! Howver, when they return for the first wave of
insurance replacements, I expect you no leap from bed, stark *******s naked, and angrily confront the wee cvnts. The site of your brutish, wrathful face and your stupendously enormous ***** (even when flaccid) will have them running back to their Orpington rat holes like frightened rabbits afeared for their lives! I imagine that Crazy Dog bint of yours will find the whole spectacle somewhat moistening too.
