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Now I know that this ArsenalFanTV thing attracts only the most idiotic, but the cretin in the clip
Tony posted further down is surely a new low? He seems to be entirely childish,irrational, unreasoning and wholly without any sense of perspective. There is surely no excuse for any human to get into that state about a football match?
You look at someone like that and think 'If you get like this about football, what are you like when something actually bad happens in your life?' How do people like that survive in the real world? It's genuinely f**king weird.
I'm starting to think that the whole Fan TV thing is horribly exploitative of the terminally thick, capturing their inane dribblings for the amusement of others.
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I was more amused by the fan who was dressed as if he was a player who had just stepped off the bus
Headphones on, branded water bottle, the lot
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I thought it was Spike Lee at first.
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That Claude guy is the proper f**king weirdest of the weirdies on that channel.
Which is pretty impressive given that another one of them thinks he's a pirate.
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They are a genuinely frightening crew of oddbods alright.
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Apparently, it's 'unacceptabowel'.
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A 'childish, irrational, unreasoning and wholly without any sense of perspective'-football fan?
Shocking :hehe:
That Claude fella needs a right smack 'round the chops, the f**king hysterical [patriarchal, misogynist stereotype which perpetuates female subordination to men in the symbolic text].
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ARE YOU MORE COMMITTED THAN ME
ARE YOU MORE COMMITTED THAN ME
I was a bit worried when he was shouting "Who are people like me? Who are people like me?" at Claude that he was going to accuse Claude of being a racialist.
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If I were as unhinged at him, I'd probably be quite careful about using the word 'committed' tbh.
In case it gives someone an idea, like.
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I think that there a few AWIMB posters that have appeared. I think the channel is absolutely
brilliant. My friends and I sit around the laptop having a good laugh at these creatures. Brilliant!
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How does a man that weird and angry hold down a job? I mean we must assume he does since he is able
to afford a season ticket. But what profession can accommodate that much incoherent rage?
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"the laptop"
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I remember as a youth looking at the chaps around me on the North Bank and trying to imagine their
lives. I seem to remember that I imagined them to be forklift drivers - that was perhaps the only manual work I coule envisage.
So I expect he drives a forklift and reads the Daily Mirror.
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That's quite an important question really. These freaks go home and away, every game.
That must be close to 2k on tickets alone, every season. Then you've got travel and boozing costs on top of that. Who the f**k is paying them a decent enough salary to afford that? I mean, just LOOK AT THEM. How would they even get past an interview, let alone cope with the day-to-day business of showing up to work and doing a borderline competent job.
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claude is a legend.....to be honest I only rate Blondie's views
Sensible and straight to the point is our Blondie...legend.
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He probably works some dead-end job where he is ignored by everyone, sitting alone doing some
menial and soul-destroying bureaucratic ****, and this is his only way of acting out his frustration and impotence.
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I've just had a very funny mental image of all these absolutely FURIOUS forklift drivers
tooling around factories and warehouses this morning whilst gently fuming away. :hehe:
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That is seriously unhinged.
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I think even the headphones were branded
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It is essentially just a man going 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!' for 10 minutes, isn't it?
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I thought Claude was the gentleman with the microphone. It's the shouty man, is it?
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It's genuinely shocking to see people in that sort of state. In day to day life, you sort of proceed
on the basis that the vast majority people are reasonably rational (if not sane, exactly) and possess some sense of perspective about things. When I see something like that, it actually shakes me to think that man is just walking around without anyone keeping an eye on him.
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To be fair, his parents probably didn't help his cause by christening him 'Claude'. I imagine he got
the **** kicked out of him at school for that. He is the least Claude-like man I've ever seen.
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The guy with the microphone is called Robbie I think.
Claude is the perpetually exasperated one. Seemingly always on the brink of mental exhaustion. Buries his head in his hands and says "There's nothing there, THERE'S NOTHING THERE" after every game where we drop points.
I do wish all this information wasn't taking up valuable space in my brain.
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It does suggest he may be expressing his profound existential angst through the medium of
Arsenal's season. Or that he's just a mad old thicko.
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Re: Now I know that this ArsenalFanTV thing attracts only the most idiotic, but the cretin in the clip
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Indeed. This is what a 'Claude' should look like imo
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ty for staying on top of this stuff, p. That means I don't have to, for which I am truly grateful.
Robbie and Claude. It's not very foortball factory, is it?
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Have you seen the Manchester United version of Claude?
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He's nothing compared to Man Utd's poster boy though.
Search "Andy Tate" on YouTube. Sit back. Despair at the state of the world.
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One of them is a PIRATE ffs.
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Is that just an excuse for him to make jokes about the 'Arrrrrrrgggh-senal', though?
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Amazing isn't he.
Don't care.
You are a FEWL.
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Bully? I saw his nipple rings once
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MOYSEH!
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Oh, I don't know. I'm now starting to get interested in these people and their madness.
Do they have partners, do you think? People who have to live with them? Wouldn't you just put about 56 paracetamol in their dinner?
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I think you're giving him too much credit tbh tbd tbh.
I saw him in the Arkles before Liverpool away last season. The pub was rammed and he couldn't really get in the door. He kept shouting at me and the guys around me, demanding to get through. We kind of tried to make room but it wasn't happening. He then started shouting DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM???
f**king unhinged, these people.
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I've found Claude's Twitter.
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This is what happens when you give these people the oxygen of publicity.
Frankly, I wouldn't even give them actual oxygen.
