Is your partner aggressively tickling you in their sleep a sackable offence?
Happened twice now in two weeks. She denies all memory.
What the actual fúck? :-(
11-27-2018, 12:43 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Monty92
What the actual fúck? :-(
:hehe: Partner.
Are you a buddy cop film?
give her 24 hours chief to crack this case. I understand the Mayor and the DA are breathing down the Chiefs (not awimb chief) ass.
11-27-2018, 12:46 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Happened twice now in two weeks. She denies all memory.
What the actual fúck? :-(
I went through a stage of performing the sexual act with my wife while asleep and having no memory of the event.
I have pointed out to her that this constituted rape. By her.
11-27-2018, 12:55 PM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by Burney
I went through a stage of performing the sexual act with my wife while asleep and having no memory of the event.
I have pointed out to her that this constituted rape. By her.
Did you 'arrive' during these incidents? If so, your orgasms must be rather tepid for them not to wake you up.
And there's you always telling me my cock's been desensitised through enforced mutilation.
11-27-2018, 01:00 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Did you 'arrive' during these incidents? If so, your orgasms must be rather tepid for them not to wake you up.
And there's you always telling me my cock's been desensitised through enforced mutilation.
Of course. And how should I know about the quality of my orgasms? I was unconscious. :shrug:
Apparently it's quite common for men to do this sort of thing. It's called sexsomnia.
11-27-2018, 01:01 PM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by Burney
Of course. And how should I know about the quality of my orgasms? I was unconscious. :shrug:
Apparently it's quite common for men to do this sort of thing. It's called sexsomnia.
"sexsomnia" :hehe:
Next you'll be telling us how transers and lezzers are a real thing.
You've changed, man.
11-27-2018, 01:14 PM
Rich
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Originally Posted by Burney
I went through a stage of performing the sexual act with my wife while asleep and having no memory of the event.
I have pointed out to her that this constituted rape. By her.
A good friend of mine twice (in the same night) attempted to insert a digit into my rectum while sharing a bed in the Swiss Alps :-(
When I said 'XXX(name), what are you doing?!' he aggressively pointed his his finger in my face and said 'SHHHHHH!'
11-27-2018, 01:51 PM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Did you 'arrive' during these incidents? If so, your orgasms must be rather tepid for them not to wake you up.
And there's you always telling me my cock's been desensitised through enforced mutilation.
She was buggering him with a strap on though
11-27-2018, 02:07 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Rich
A good friend of mine twice (in the same night) attempted to insert a digit into my rectum while sharing a bed in the Swiss Alps :-(
When I said 'XXX(name), what are you doing?!' he aggressively pointed his his finger in my face and said 'SHHHHHH!'
He pulled his finger out of your árse and then poked you in the face with it?
That's, like, gross, dude.
11-27-2018, 02:17 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Happened twice now in two weeks. She denies all memory.