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It sounds to me like she's little bit the minger, or possibly porker, and he's making poor excuses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Mind you, at 16 he should be happy to bone anything with a pulse.
May I suggest just don't?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I would say that 'Sorry, but I'm more used to having sex with furniture' is a bit more than a poor excuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
She needs to dress up like a mattress and put a pillow case over her head, job done, ooh I seem to be good at this **** imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Burney
She clearly doesn't turn him on. A bit like Monty's mum