People like you are why it was such a terrible mistake to dispense with hanging, drawing and quartering, h. Think of the ribald jokes the mob would make as your privy members are removed with a curved knife? Consider their guffaws at your girlish shrieks of agony! What fun as your entrails are slowly wound out of your abdomen!
Do we really have the right to deny the good people of London such pleasure? I think not.