Fück coffee machines. She should offer to fulfil his most outlandish sexual fantasies in return for goals scored.
Yeah but he's got this fetish for a saucy barista.
01-20-2017, 10:43 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Yeah but he's got this fetish for a saucy barista.
Actually, thinking about it, I suspect that Theo's most outlandish sexual fantasy is doing it with the light on. :-(
01-20-2017, 10:50 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Actually, thinking about it, I suspect that Theo's most outlandish sexual fantasy is doing it with the light on. :-(
Is that even legal? :yikes:
01-20-2017, 10:51 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Is that even legal? :yikes:
Only if you're both wearing blindfolds and can't see any naughty bits.
01-20-2017, 01:29 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Whetever happened to him? He hasn't been playing recently, has he?
I thought he used to be good.
I seem to remember we were all rather excited to see that he could run like a greyhound. We then discovered his ability to control a football was probably inferior to that particular beast.