Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

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Just reply with "your mum"

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Just reply with "your mum"

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:hehe: That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

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I have my odd moment

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I have my odd moment

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You have quite a lot of odd moments

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

You have quite a lot of odd moments

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:vsign: you are being ageist

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Originally Posted by Pokster

:vsign: you are being ageist

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Harsh - I'm not that far behind

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Originally Posted by Burney

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

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Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

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Originally Posted by Peter

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

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He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

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Originally Posted by Peter

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

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Terry XXX sounds like a proper John Terry, in fact.