Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song

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03-22-2017, 01:09 PM
Burney

Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song

of the Special Mixed Kebab? :rubchin:
03-22-2017, 01:12 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

of the Special Mixed Kebab? :rubchin:

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

I believe someone notable once said
03-22-2017, 01:13 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by IUFG

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

I believe someone notable once said

I no longer have the desire to eat pizza, crisps, kebabs,
Or the desire to really eat.
03-22-2017, 01:14 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

of the Special Mixed Kebab? :rubchin:

KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.
03-22-2017, 01:14 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by IUFG

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

I believe someone notable once said

Redgunamo

or barrybueno
03-22-2017, 01:16 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

...or barrybueno

certainly appears to be the rule that b lives his life by.

wd, b :thumbup:
03-22-2017, 01:19 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by IUFG

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

I believe someone notable once said

That was Sir C to b talking about b's cock fixation
03-22-2017, 01:19 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. :shrug: Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.
03-22-2017, 01:21 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Pokster

That was Sir C to b talking about b's cock fixation

knew I scene it somewhere, p :thumbup:
03-22-2017, 01:26 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. :shrug: Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

An indian is always a contender chez moi.

Poppadums, bhaji, tarka daal, chicken madras, naan.

Mint Magnum for afters.
03-22-2017, 01:28 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

An indian is always a contender chez moi.

Poppadums, bhaji, tarka daal, chicken madras, naan.

Mint Magnum for afters.

There's just too much of an Indian, though, isn't there?

I briefly considered a Chinky, mind. Chicken balls with red gloop, ribs with brown gloop, Singapore noodles?
03-22-2017, 01:37 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

There's just too much of an Indian, though, isn't there?

I briefly considered a Chinky, mind. Chicken balls with red gloop, ribs with brown gloop, Singapore noodles?

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.
03-22-2017, 01:40 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. :shrug: Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

It is true that doner meat remains king; however, imagine ingesting that in mixed kebab quantities. You'd die of grease.

I have a solo night on Friday. I was planning on a large rib-eye with, perhaps, a sauce Diane and rosti potatoes. I may reconsider.
03-22-2017, 01:46 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.

Women just don't appreciate the wonders of hot meat and bread. It's very much a ma thing, I think.

b and I once roasted a rib of beef, nice and rare, and ate the whole ****ing thing with slices of bread dipped in the meat juices. Fúcking hell, I'm getting a chubby just thinking of it.
03-22-2017, 01:50 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

knew I scene it somewhere, p :thumbup:

My motto is embrace the cock, i.
03-22-2017, 01:56 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

My motto is embrace the cock, i.

is it on your coat of arms, sc?
03-22-2017, 01:59 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

is it on your coat of arms, sc?

:hehe: First quadrant, lion rampant, dragon recumbent, cock and balls.
03-22-2017, 02:03 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Burney

of the Special Mixed Kebab? :rubchin:

Kebab pizza at some point this week :eat:
03-22-2017, 02:04 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.

Had a steak sandwich last night. Onions, mushrooms, cheese, mustard. Outstanding.
03-22-2017, 02:05 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Women just don't appreciate the wonders of hot meat and bread. It's very much a ma thing, I think.

b and I once roasted a rib of beef, nice and rare, and ate the whole ****ing thing with slices of bread dipped in the meat juices. Fúcking hell, I'm getting a chubby just thinking of it.

It quite erased United dicking us nice and hard from the mind. Although we were drinking margaritas as well, which helped.
03-22-2017, 02:06 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

Kebab pizza at some point this week :eat:

I thought you lived in Sweden, bgm, but apparently it's Glasgow.
03-22-2017, 02:09 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Redgunamo

or barrybueno

Not me, some other homo.

No, wait .. :homer:
03-22-2017, 02:15 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

It quite erased United dicking us nice and hard from the mind. Although we were drinking margaritas as well, which helped.

Oh, were we playing United? I was thinking it was the Birmingham cup final.
03-22-2017, 02:16 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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Originally Posted by Burney

I thought you lived in Sweden, bgm, but apparently it's Glasgow.

They love a kebab pizza over here, B. They don't have fish and chip shops you see so the only place they can get kebab meet from is the pizzerias.
03-22-2017, 02:17 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Oh, were we playing United? I was thinking it was the Birmingham cup final.

It was the semi of one of the cups. They put at least four past us, I think.

For the Birmingham debacle, we had RTFP with us. It is hard to remember all the defeats I've watched at your place, though.
03-22-2017, 02:19 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

It was the semi of one of the cups. They put at least four past us, I think.

For the Birmingham debacle, we had RTFP with us. It is hard to remember all the defeats I've watched at your place, though.

Ah. If RTFP was there, I don't suppose we had much of an appetite.
03-22-2017, 02:23 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

It was the semi of one of the cups. They put at least four past us, I think.

For the Birmingham debacle, we had RTFP with us. It is hard to remember all the defeats I've watched at your place, though.

It could be the night of the 5-1 defeat to Tottenham Hotspur
:-(

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