:nod: No wonder she murdered him. Sounds like he deserved it.
:hehe: A sore arse can make you do anything.
02-09-2017, 02:28 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: A sore arse can make you do anything.
According to your mum, indeed.
02-09-2017, 02:29 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: A sore arse can make you do anything.
Spoken from bitter, personal experience, eh, f? :hehe:
02-09-2017, 02:29 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
According to your mum, indeed.
boom! 10 characters
02-09-2017, 02:29 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
Spoken from bitter, personal experience, eh, f? :hehe:
:nod: Whilst my problem has gone away.
I fear it may return as things are not a comfortable as they should be.
I felt like rubbing my arse on the floor like a dog at one point.
02-09-2017, 02:34 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:nod: Whilst my problem has gone away.
I fear it may return as things are not a comfortable as they should be.
I felt like rubbing my arse on the floor like a dog at one point.
Ah, do not speak to me about the dreaded anal itch, f. :-( I have explained my issues in this regard.
Do you eat plenty of roughage and fruit? This is the key to rectal health. Also, booze.
02-09-2017, 02:43 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Ah, do not speak to me about the dreaded anal itch, f. :-( I have explained my issues in this regard.
Do you eat plenty of roughage and fruit? This is the key to rectal health. Also, booze.
That fat poove refers to this as 'a bit of dirt in the eye-lobe'. :heheh:
02-09-2017, 02:48 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
That fat poove refers to this as 'a bit of dirt in the eye-lobe'. :heheh:
Ah, les mots justes. :hehe:
I've been looking at some pictures of Maxine Carr and, apart from being a bit sulky-looking and having really quite poor taste in men, I definitely would've.
02-09-2017, 02:57 PM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
My mother could write it. She's OBSESSED.
Your mums obsessed with it ?
:-\
02-09-2017, 03:08 PM
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Ah, les mots justes. :hehe:
I've been looking at some pictures of Maxine Carr and, apart from being a bit sulky-looking and having really quite poor taste in men, I definitely would've.