Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

Be fair, a man with my alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be crossing roads with a 4 year old after more than a pint

:nod:
Roasties
Tinnies
Beasties

All a bit Jockish

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sir C

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

---

Here they are, in fact. Proper food, that. None of your foreign muck.

Attachment 1032

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

:nod:
Roasties
Tinnies
Beasties

All a bit Jockish

---

I associate it more with Australians, who contract everything.

Nobody needs to contract 'afternoon' to 'Arvo', ffs!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Monty92

Be fair, a man with my alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be crossing roads with a 4 year old after more than a pint

---

True. I do hope the local MP doesn't find out about the cultural appropriation involved in their jerk chicken pies, though.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Burney

True. I do hope the local MP doesn't find out about the cultural appropriation involved in their jerk chicken pies, though.

---

My boy put a beanie hat on the Thierry Henry statue.

Leading the anti-SJW resistance by defacing statues of prominent black man :cloud9:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop

---

No........

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Burney

What are your feelings on contracting Yorkshire puddings to 'Yorkshires'?

---

Utter filth.

Did little Monty make any interesting observations during the match or was he silent ?