and make ridiculous sucking nosies when they have a drink.
:furious:
and people who pronounce Vegetables.
Veger-ta-bles.
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and make ridiculous sucking nosies when they have a drink.
:furious:
and people who pronounce Vegetables.
Veger-ta-bles.
****s at supermarkets who stop and chat in the entrance area.
People who don't put their stuff on the conveyor belt quickly. They have already started scanning their stuff and they are still ****ing about one thing at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
then it takes them forever to put it in the trolley and then get a giant purse out and look for their bank card for 30 mins. oh not not that one. Oh hang on I got a voucher.
talking of purses, etc. People who queue up at a car park ticket machine and only start looking for their money when they get to the front of the queue. Utter ****s to a man. or woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
The Ocadoman is your best friend, f. £9.99 per month for unlimited deliveries (minimu spend applies). I have three deliveries a week and have to visit a supermarket for something I've forgotten twice a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I've come to hate deliveries for anything other than staples. Not to mention their constant attempts to fob me off with replacement items that are clearly whatever they can't sell. No. 'Banana Bread Beer' will not be an acceptable replacement for my usual bitter. Cūnts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
In 15 years of Ocado deliveries I've had, perhaps, two or three substitutions and another two or three items out of stock and no substitute offered. Definitely not ****s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I have one on my desk :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
No, this is Tesco and Sainsbury's, to be fair. Remember when Waitrose tried doing their own deliveries for a while? They were utterly useless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I unscrew the cap. I refuse to suckle at a bottle like an infant at a teat. Equally, I refuse to squirt the bloody stuff into my mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Yes, I had a couple of deliveries from Waitrose in Bromley. An utter disaster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Of course one wonders how Ocado will get on when their deal with Waitrose expires; next year, I believe. We may see a dip in quality.
Your mum likes people squirting it into her mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: Good lord, p! Do you lurk purely in anticipation of these opportunities?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
As I recall, the own-brand Ocado stuff is pretty fair shļte.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You're being mugged off. I pay £79 a year. I also like the text you get on the delivery morning/day before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ravi will be delivering you your shopping today in a raspberry van. What I find strange, though, is that I don't think I've had the same driver more than once. This doesn't make logistical sense to me.
And I wish they wouldn't offer to bring the bags to my kitchen.
No, it's your mum who lurks in anticipation of those opportunities.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'll stop now
I seem to recall that you went through a stage of making a lot of "your mum" jokes... must be a mid life crisisQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I won't have them at the front door. I insist they come up my back passage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
...waits for Pokster.
Oh, I'm still very fond of a good your mum joke, p.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I'm sorry, you can't make it that easy for me ....so to speakQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If I ever do a good one please let me know :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney