Willy tumescent at thought of hard Coq battle
“I am where I want to be right now, which is Sporting, but if I ever do leave then it’s a sign that my work here was well done. I dream of winning the Primeira Liga here.
“I prefer not to say too much, but there is a club with which I’ve always been fond of: Arsenal. Because of Thierry Henry, a player with whom I have always enjoyed watching.
“Maybe this is why I look with so much affection to the Premier League.”
Basically I just want to fill this team with as many double entendres as possible. Late swoop for Charles Hawtrey, anyone?
Per MerteSACKer, Olivier GiRUDE, Alexis (Dirty) Sanchez
This is what a childhood of watching Carry On films and a teenage Viz subscription gets you.
Mikel Hardeta, Alex OxLAID Chamberlain, David Ospinas?
The latter is probably used by some wags
David O's? As in O'Leary's?
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow and David O's *****