He's just expanded sideways a bit :-0https://twitter.com/Darch/status/1118262753830088705
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He's just expanded sideways a bit :-0https://twitter.com/Darch/status/1118262753830088705
Still wonderful thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Awwww, bless 'im with 'is ickle legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Turkish coffee is my new thing, btw. I bought a Cezve and some of the good stuff on t'internet and it's pissing all over espressos at the moment. It also has magical properties: felt a trifle sketchy this morning, but two of those bad boys and I'm right as rain.
Do you strain it through your teeth?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I was drinking rum in 'Milton Keyne's finest Jamaican restaurant' until God knowws what time. At 7 this morning I decended upon a Hilton breakfast buffet like a peculiarly ravenous avenging angel, perhaps in locust form.
I even persuaded them to cook me an egg!
He's always had a kind face, hasn't he? So important, I always think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
It's fine just so long as you give it a moment to settle and don't try and drink the sludge at the bottom. Any more than two and you start to get palpitations, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What did you eat in said Jamaican restaurant? Jerked meat? Ackee and saltfish? Curry goat? Rice and pea?
I've always preferred the Bajan rums like Cockspur and Mount Gay.
I had jerk pork belly which was pretty nice but the portion was extremely niggardly; one slice, which went with my breath, leaving me eyeing my companions' meals jealously. I suggested they poke their rice an' pea up their hole and serve me what the menu described as 'dirty curry fries'. This was an excellent decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I for one am very much hoping you didn't use the word 'niggardly' in a Jamaican restaurant. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The staff were absolutely fantastic. Clearly well trained and incredibly smiley and enthusiastic. I was actually shocked to experience such delightful service. It's a chain, apparently. Turtle Bay. I'd go again just for the warmth of the smiles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Your nearest branch is in Croydon. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
My nearest branch is in Chelmsford :-\
And they serve you one slice of pork belly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Fúck schlepping to Croydon for one slice of the belly.