So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

The thing is I am very easily pleased when it comes to Germans. If they don't incandescently bellow their rage to enormous crowds of supplicants, exterminate millions of innocent folk or try to kill my Mum and Dad every night with bombs I think they can't be that bad.

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Thing is, h, they've all got those clubs in their bag. Which is why we can never trust them (or their Quisling-like fellow travellers and fifth columnists like la).

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I don't suppose he could turn up at the hospital with a cat scratch on his winky without arousing the suspicions of the police.

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First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time

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Originally Posted by Pokster

First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time

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To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.

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Originally Posted by Burney

To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.

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I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB

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To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.

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Seeing his wrinkled ruined old body must be depravity enough h