I have two chaps at home today doing some plastering and they appear to have

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Now just hold on there a cotton-pickin' minute; you have planted the seed of an idea...

What if there was... gravy? :clap:

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It would make you Northern :nod: I know you secretly dream of being a northerner

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It would make you Northern :nod: I know you secretly dream of being a northerner

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I'll never be a northerner, p. They won't ever accept me :-(

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Hmm. I cook my sausages and bacon in the oven. I suggest you try this.

I had lamb schwarma for lunch. It was served open with fries on the side so I added some in, rolled it up and devoured it.

This is how you should be dining tonight given your domestic circumstances.

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Bowl of corn flakes for my tea I think.

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They served you fries with your shawarma? This is a new one to me, I confess.

I had shawarma last week. I need a healthy dinner.

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I'll never be a northerner, p. They won't ever accept me :-(

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we welcome all immigrants

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They served you fries with your shawarma? This is a new one to me, I confess.

I had shawarma last week. I need a healthy dinner.

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local shawarma van near work serves fries in theirs... very nice

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They served you fries with your shawarma? This is a new one to me, I confess.

I had schwarma last week. I need a healthy dinner.

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"Meal" option. Not for the first time I suggest Ireland leads the way - smoking ban, poofs getting married, red lemonade and now the schwarma meal.

Packet of Revels for afters.

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Well, from the description of colleagues that have been there before me; it appears I would miss out on abject poverty, appalling misogyny, traffic jams of unbelievable proportions and, as you pointed out, debilitating stomach issues which could run on for months thereby pretty much ruining my day to day existence.

I'll take the sheep's existence, thanks very much.

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Nah, you have to go and see all of that. As far as diet is concerned just don't eat meat and fish. They are horrible anyway, the vegetable dishes are much, much better.

On three trips I only broke this rule once and got violently ill.

I think it is also important to drink as much alcohol as you can.

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I stand behind Pedro in no queue.

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Hang on. It is a ****ing queue. You don't get to decide whether the person in front of you is worthy of their position. The queue decides.

What sort of animal are you??

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Nah, you have to go and see all of that. As far as diet is concerned just don't eat meat and fish. They are horrible anyway, the vegetable dishes are much, much better.

On three trips I only broke this rule once and got violently ill.

I think it is also important to drink as much alcohol as you can.

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Yet you were happy enough to mock and pour scorn on me for visiting Govindas vegetarian/vegan restaurant in Dublin on a weekly basis.

A hypocrite, a charlatan and an ignoramus.

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Yet you were happy enough to mock and pour scorn on me for visiting Govindas vegetarian/vegan restaurant in Dublin on a weekly basis.

A hypocrite, a charlatan and an ignoramus.

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The difference being that you can eat meat in Dublin without getting ill, you see.