Unortunately around 60pc of the attendees are from various constabularies, what is the polite way to decline this invitation without getting strip searched and having my kidneys pulverised?
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Unortunately around 60pc of the attendees are from various constabularies, what is the polite way to decline this invitation without getting strip searched and having my kidneys pulverised?
I thought it was some sort of Best man convention. Off the chart banter, more whores than a west end phonebox, more David Guetta than it's possible to play.
:-(
I am surprised it doesn't exist. Best man duties involve buying plenty of shitand engaging in strange services.
I went to one in Oxford last year. we had to dress as English gentleman, It was nice until we got to the night club where we looked like a bunch of old cunds.