Just cooked nude bacon. Have red spots on my chest. Dot care. :Vishnu:
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Just cooked nude bacon. Have red spots on my chest. Dot care. :Vishnu:
Oh good effort! I hope you're in the kitchen at work? And that you drove there, naked?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No. Got an Uber home from London about 3. Wife cross cos I apparently came in steaming, turned the lights on and stripped while singing ‘My neck, my back...’Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
whisky.
Good man, did a bottle of red and finished of with half a bottle of whiskey......going to be a long dayQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That's going to sting in the morning. Or whenever it wears off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Bacon was a good shout IF you have Rennies in the house, for bacon grease on top of whisky is guaranteed to create a flood of bilious acid.
Oh my......Without wanting to picture the scene, the choice of song is worrying. Did the uber put it in your head?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Burney
Not dissimiliar to my evening. Started with seveeral rakes of beer at the Pavilion End on Bow Lane. Bottle of red at Ye Olde Watling. Then to a 'nightclub' named 'Popworld' until 0100 hours. Got home, ate an entire roast chicken & half a block of cheese. Woke to a frosty looking fiancee this morning.
The Uber driver put it in his ......Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Popworld - I'm disappointed in you r. Good work with the chicken and cheese thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich