Everton are already making signings of a quality we will struggle to match

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

Awful post. We signed the best left wing back in the Bundesliga last season and you'll look a massive tit once Lacazette and Lemar are confirmed :cloud9:

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Let us not get carried away with thoughts of Lacazette and Lemar just yet.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Don't free transfers have a slightly weird feeling to them. I suspect people would have much rather have had us pay a load of money for him.

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:nod: YOM would be much happier if we'd of singed John Stones for £100m rather than Rob Holding for 25p and a packet of Cheese n Onion discos.

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Let us not get carried away with thoughts of Lacazette and Lemar just yet.

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Lacazette is clearly the French Darren Bent. I want Mbappe even if it means we don't buy another player for two years.

I have a good feeling that we'll get him as well. Why would he go to Madrid and be a bit part player? He can play for the club he supported as a boy, for a manager known for developing young talent. He can be the next TH14.

And we can give Giroud and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Rich

... and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar :cloud9:

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but what is the quality of the coffee like in Monaco?

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Originally Posted by IUFG

but what is the quality of the coffee like in Monaco?

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I'll do a monthly drive down to deliver Theo whichever coffee beans he desires, IUFG.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Lacazette is clearly the French Darren Bent. I want Mbappe even if it means we don't buy another player for two years.

I have a good feeling that we'll get him as well. Why would he go to Madrid and be a bit part player? He can play for the club he supported as a boy, for a manager known for developing young talent. He can be the next TH14.

And we can give Giroud and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar :cloud9:

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Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

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Nah. He's off to China. These African types love the $$$. Nearly GBP700,000 pw he's going to make out there. Can't blame him, tbh.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Nah. He's off to China. These African types love the $$$. Nearly GBP700,000 pw he's going to make out there. Can't blame him, tbh.

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Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

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It will be Lacazette and Lemar. Bookmark this.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

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Why bloody not?! Arsene was in the kid's house this time last year. They love one another.