I don't feel I ask for much in life, but it would be *quite* nice if Spurs stopped

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Perhaps one should behave in the approived manner for stepping back from the urinal: a postern blast and a rousing cry of 'Better out than in!'

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To be honest, the whole thing sounds awful. I can’t really understand why anyone would put themselves through such a thing for the sake of an orgasm.
But there we are. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Burney

To be honest, the whole thing sounds awful. I can’t really understand why anyone would put themselves through such a thing for the sake of an orgasm.
But there we are. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

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That Kelvin always was a dirty bugger.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

That Kelvin always was a dirty bugger.

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Talking of which, have you seen all the feigned shock that McDonald's touchscreen menus are all covered in shíte?

I mean a/ everything's got a bit of shíte on it if you look hard enough and b/ did anyone really imagine that something repeatedly touched by the sort of people who regularly frequent McDonald's wouldn't be covered in shíte?

Post finale must be a bit awkward.
Do the watchers applaud?
Rate the performance?
I imagine it entails not one word passed between mystery shaggers