I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley. :-(
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matado...-okay-6533489/
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I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley. :-(
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matado...-okay-6533489/
:clap: Bull 1, Ársehole 0Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Besides, 11 inches doesn't sound like that much to me. I've seen worse.
Also, referring in the same story to 'The largest ring in the world' seems a bit insensitive. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I bet he's not worried about the old farmers any more, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He probably is. They're just somewhere near his tonsils these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes. Although I had to correct 'who's' to 'whose' because they're illiterate and don't have subs anymore, of course. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG