about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.
When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.
He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after :hehe:
DRFC? He got mercilessly mocked and left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
.Did he have a big nose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
They’re awful tight with their money, you know.
:nod: Anti-semitism's back in fashion, I reckon. I reckon they'll be doing pogromming the fùck out of Finchley soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh yes. First Momentum made it acceptable, now Jeremy’s making it fashionable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A redundant question as he was jewish. If they have the misfortune to be born with a schozz of normal proportions their mothers dash there brains out on the rocks and hurl them into the Red Sea. It's all very biblical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I do believe that was him yes! Well remembered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Don Roper Fan Club, if I recall correctly. He lived in America, I thought. He had a profile picture of himself that appeared to show him cottaging in a back alley while wearing a shiny bomber jacket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I think the comment 'My uncle Kurt died in Auschwitz - he fell out of one of the watchtowers' finished him off.
“Poor Uncle Kurt.” **** me, I was howling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes. We can all smash the windows of Tesco and Marks and Sparks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe: :hehe:
Won't it be fun? Like the days just prior to KristallNacht. I shall be making my way to Monty's basement flat in Willesden and hissing Das Jude! while pointing him out to Jezza's heavies. They'll be cleansing a 5 mile radius centered on Golders Green.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Hang on. Why are you using the neuter to describe m? Seems a bit harsh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
That was me! .. not my own of course. I remember Alf Goonit saying he'd spat his coffee all over his screen laughing when I posted that up. Well done meQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Was it? For some reason, Sir C has been saying for years it was Gooner1990. This always seemed unlikely to me, since he was notably lacking in wit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I have not! I thought it was gooner4life. He was a maniac.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Herbert Augustus Chapman "They'll be cleansing a 5 mile radius centered on Golders Green."
Already started
That might esplaaaain why Monty's having to leave East Finchley for Faversham
Enforced evacuation
:nod:
Sir C "I have not! I thought it was gooner4life. He was a maniac."
Any odds on Strood?
So we're saying h is lying, are we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I thought so. You can't trust his sort.
Bugger! Thinking of it now, wasn't DRFC actually the brother of the other American who was basically our soppy old tit in residence? And now his feckin name escapes me. He hasn't posted for about 5 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Gunner Since Time Began
A man on half speed if ever there was one
It's basically a contraction of "that's a jew". I picked it up from someone's testimony in World at War. C speaks kraut .. could I have misheard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, yes. He would come on here at about 4.30 every day and say something spectacularly banal. La would then tell him to die. It was a tradition. You could set your watch by it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I suppose there's the distinct possibility he, too, has joined the choir invisible. :-(
Well I hope la's happy. He basically killed him. :nod:
His attempts at humour were more laughable than the humour itself
:hehe:
Christ, he must be dead by now. He was older than Our Bubble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Oh, I thought you were trying to say 'The Jew'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I suppose it's entirely possible a non-German speaker (a Ukrainian or Lithuanian or whatnot) might use that crude form to identify an unfortunate Jew.
Is anyone else dead, ffs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
There was someone else who died years ago. Used to work on Soccer AM. I seem to think I was the last person to converse with him on here.
Shandy aka the gooner in the gallery. When awimb was a decent board and not full of you cùnts. No offence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
None taken. He sort of just dropped dead awfully young, didn't he?Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
Well I’ve been here since 2002 so just how far back do you want to go for your golden period?Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
I thought you were here before that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yeah I think so. Another one who died too young was Catweasel...cancer. Shocking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The years have got a bit confused in my head. I was around at AFCi in 98, then that closed down, then I found the old AFCi people here a couple of years later. 2002 might be a bit conservative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I started here in 1998 you newbie :-) it was better then*Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
*it really wasn't. 1 post every three days...
Yeah. I think my first post on here was in 2001 and you were deffo here then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
We're definitely old if we're discussing which of our online acquaintances are now dead. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
I recall Gunner Since Time Began. His name was Syd something. I think actually that he lived in LA. And one time, I was like, Gunner Since Time Began! We're both thirsty men! Let's meet at Fox and Hounds in Studio City, as the Arsenal are playing. He was like, fvck you, you don't know me. Mind you, this happens to me quite often :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney