I know this won’t do anything to improve my reputation as an effete, middle class

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

Hand cream
To go with your lip balm

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

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Really? Do you spend a lot of time outdoors? Or are you simply too, erm, mean to turn your central heating on?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

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Oh, dear. Does your boyfriend complain that it chafes when you wànk him off*? :-(

Fûckssake! Men are supposed to have dry, coarse, calloused hands, m.

Hand cream! Jesus wept.

*NTTAWWI

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, dear. Does your boyfriend complain that it chafes when you wànk him off*? :-(

Fûckssake! Men are supposed to have dry, coarse, calloused hands, m.

Hand cream! Jesus wept.

*NTTAWI

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Good lord - that could well have been Herbs writing that

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Good lord - that could well have been Herbs writing that

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Even a stopped clock's right twice a day, la :shrug: Besides, I didn't mention Nigella Lawson's fanny, which h definitely would have done in this context.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Even a stopped clock's right twice a day, la :shrug: Besides, I didn't mention Nigella Lawson's fanny, which h definitely would have done in this context.

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Of course - I simply had to look twice at the avatar

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

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sucking cocks m (and start loudly lauding Nigella's stupendously hairy fanny of course).