Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
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Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
:nod: Or it's a Kanu-type situation and our doctors have discovered that he is in fact 386 years old and died in 1703. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I'm sure Arsenal.com wished Kanu a happy 42nd birthday the other day. Even they're taking the piss :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I remember Neg used to go onto Arsenal.com to get outraged about it. Possibly in connection with injuries. A bit like Nicosia and Talksport.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Neg and Frimmers were outraged the other day when a Frenchie chap was ahead of their Team Sky/Ineos/Jiffy Bag chap. Apparently the Frenchie wasn't even tired after a hard day's bicycle riding in lycra so he must have been on drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Few days later the Frenchie collapsed and the Team Jiffy Bag fella surged miles ahead of everyone else. They went quiet after that. :hehe:
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1156949000353910784Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Top trolling from the club :hehe:
This article from 2010 is hilarious. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
https://www.theguardian.com/football...ge-old-problem
"A friend of mine who once played in the Nigerian league told me his real age was 34 but his football age was 21," :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Nigerians eh? Bent as arséholes.