Can we play Biliek in the middle with Coq, I wonder? Could then shift Cazorla to the wing.

The kid played a few games for Legia Warsaw and I'm sure I've read that he trains with the first team a lot.

Also, the long pole has played most of this season as CB

So footballingly disabled, one should just pay him on the head and say something patronising to the parents/carer with him

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