Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:
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Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:
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Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.
Unless he's sulking.
Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Talking of Lewis Hamilton, has a certain Theo Chuang crossed your radar yet? Interesting chap #TheStormQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash
They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.
Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Oh yes, saw that. Remarkable sequence of coincidences.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Nonsense b. The truest sign of a chutney ferret, is a chap who, upon discovering he has a flat tyre, calls the AA and makes himself pretty while awaiting the mechanic's arrival, then blushes and pouts coquettishly at the fellow while he is about his task.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Remarkable indeed. Somehow, I get the feeling one or two people will be wanting to have a word with him soon. You know, to ensure he gets even more recognition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Or it may be too late; clearly someone has been singing like a canary already, as they say.
It's called a Latte now B.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Just sounds better as it is foreign. Bit like Wenger really.
The real man's drink is the Americano. Iced, cold as Valley Forge.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Or Niall Quinn :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Have you been reading Raymond Chandler again, e?Quote:
Originally Posted by eastgermanautos
He's a fúcking díck.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Is that the same as a 'flat white'? I hear women and very effeminate men ordering those a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
He is beautifully spoken, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Yes, the empty platitudes slide immaculately off his tongue.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Ok, but what happens if you don't like the taste of coffee enough to have it black? Am I at least allowed to chuck a **** load of sugar in it, or is that homo too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I won't even ask about mochas :-(
Right. I feel the way some feel about Michael Holding in the cricket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
It's like having an old favourite LP playing in the background. "Rio" or something like that.
Sugar I can live with. Turkish coffee for instance needs sugar. However, milk just ruins the whole thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
However, it sounds to me like you just don't really like coffee.
I'm coming round to it. I think I definitely like it more than tea now, which is progress.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
See? We all have our own destiny in our hands. None of need be hostage to the cock.
I think a flat white may be smaller and the milk may be steamed, as such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Steamed eh. Who knew?
They are all ostensibly the same drink but served different, a liquid tex mex meal if you like.