Monty's mum. I know for a fact her mingeage is like a hipsters beard because m told me*.
Imagine being able to do all that mum stuff for real! "yea well, like, last night when I was grimly thrusting my blood gorged glans into yer mum's lubricious, grateful growler".
*when I asked him if it grew wild he did not say that it didn't.
I find this casual objectification of women, both *****ed and non-*****ed women, most offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
A little respect, that's all I ask.
Don't fall for any of this sensitivity tripe c. Women still yearn for the forceful, violent love of a brute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Remember The Lady and the Wimp from Timeout in the 70's. Don't be the Wimp c, be Wayne. The cloven hoofed man-goat that always ended up ploughing the Lady.
h, I haven't achieved a useable degree of tumescence since before 9/11. Ploughing a lady really isn't an option for me :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Nonsense c. A GP friend of mine confided in me that 90% of the impotence cases he diagnosed were nothing more than indifference. Your woman is clearly some cantankerous boiler who no longer exudes the pungency of libido.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Get with some randy young tart and you'll have a boner that could drill holes in a brick.