It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

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Originally Posted by Sir C

One rarely engages in sexual activities after partaking of the Bolivian marching powder, my naive young chap.

Furthermore, I was hardly going to nosh the man off a week after his operation, was I? An intense orgasm have blown the other one off, for all love.

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Oooh, look at you reckoning you could induce an intense orgasm. Fancy yourself a bit, don't you?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

oooh monty has done you there.

don't have it Sir C/ Berni, tell him outside the school gates (monty can often be found there). perhaps insult his mum.

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I'll knock his **** in.

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I'll knock his **** in.

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Is it true Monty's mum is Dorian from Birds of a Feather.
Or have I got something mixed up?

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Oooh, look at you reckoning you could induce an intense orgasm. Fancy yourself a bit, don't you?

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I've never had any complaints in that department, I can tell you.

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Is it true Monty's mum is Dorian from Birds of a Feather.
Or have I got something mixed up?

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Imagine Maureen Lipman with a moustache. And a fair sized cock.

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I've never had any complaints in that department, I can tell you.

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Bloke who had bad prostate cancer had it removed, his prostate I mean. They might have cut other bits out as well as the doctors told him that without the surgery he had a 90% chance of only living a few years it was so aggressive.

It rendered him impotent and incontinent at quite an early age. So there are always options, Charles. :thumbup:

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Imagine Maureen Lipman with a moustache. And a fair sized cock.

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:hehe: It just makes me picture some sort of Mexican bandit type character.

I probably shouldn't say that as it's not correct to say things about Mexicans

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an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we? :cloud9:

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The ****ing Canada Geese are back outside our office, driving us mad with the constant "Honk, honk, honk". Oh how I hate them!

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The ****ing Canada Geese are back outside our office, driving us mad with the constant "Honk, honk, honk". Oh how I hate them!

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bloody canadians.

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:hehe: It just makes me picture some sort of Mexican bandit type character.

I probably shouldn't say that as it's not correct to say things about Mexicans

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Or even bandits nowadays.

NTTAWWI, imo.