My oldest friend became engaged to his woman in 2013. Last year we received an invite

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Burney

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

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I could never understand having a vasectomy. Why not rather have a troop of unacknowledged basterds roaming the streets? That would be my preference.

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Originally Posted by Burney

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

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Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

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Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?

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No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

It was a quite remarkable sight.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

It was a quite remarkable sight.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/YI0HM7ix6pFbW/200.gif

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

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That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.

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Originally Posted by Burney

That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.

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Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

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Do you know, I think he might.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Do you know, I think he might.

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She should remove access to sexual areas imo.