Cheers matey, I dont want to be this old
You're not even 40 are ya?
No, I'm 38. I'm technically further off my prime than I was at birth
No, it's all very depressing.
The toughest bit of being an atheist is actually accepting that nothing else is going to happen once I keel over
Still, a nice lay down and some peace and quiet
Hang on - how long have you been 38 for. Sure it's been a few years
You're getting me mixed up with Zsa Zsa Gabor and/or Kanu
Actually, I find that the easiest bit.
Become a catholic and you might yet get to Heaven.
There's not really much to it to be fair.