Goldfish murderer prosecuted

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03-22-2019, 03:06 PM
Tony C

Goldfish murderer prosecuted

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47666629

Prosecutor, Lindi Meyer “He caused the death of the animal,".

A probation officer said Coles was a "class clown" who showed off in front of people and he was "embarrassed and ashamed" by what he had done.

Coles was sentenced to a 12-month community order with 200 hours of unpaid work and five days of rehabilitation.

He was also ordered to pay £300 with an £85 victim surcharge and was given a five-year ban from keeping fish.

Speaking after the hearing, RSPCA Inspector John Pollock said the goldfish would have suffered a "great deal".

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Next up all you bast ards who enjoy murdering lobsters.
03-22-2019, 03:19 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Tony C

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47666629

Prosecutor, Lindi Meyer “He caused the death of the animal,".

A probation officer said Coles was a "class clown" who showed off in front of people and he was "embarrassed and ashamed" by what he had done.

Coles was sentenced to a 12-month community order with 200 hours of unpaid work and five days of rehabilitation.

He was also ordered to pay £300 with an £85 victim surcharge and was given a five-year ban from keeping fish.

Speaking after the hearing, RSPCA Inspector John Pollock said the goldfish would have suffered a "great deal".

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Next up all you bast ards who enjoy murdering lobsters.

Sir C couldn't bring himself to do it, you know, t. He is a big poove. I had to lob the ugly little fùckers in.
03-22-2019, 03:35 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Tony C

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47666629

Prosecutor, Lindi Meyer “He caused the death of the animal,".

A probation officer said Coles was a "class clown" who showed off in front of people and he was "embarrassed and ashamed" by what he had done.

Coles was sentenced to a 12-month community order with 200 hours of unpaid work and five days of rehabilitation.

He was also ordered to pay £300 with an £85 victim surcharge and was given a five-year ban from keeping fish.

Speaking after the hearing, RSPCA Inspector John Pollock said the goldfish would have suffered a "great deal".

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Next up all you bast ards who enjoy murdering lobsters.

John Pollock, eh?

All sounds a bit fishy.
03-22-2019, 03:59 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

John Pollock, eh?

All sounds a bit fishy.

Seriously, though, we eat oysters alive. What's the difference?
03-22-2019, 04:06 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

Seriously, though, we eat oysters alive. What's the difference?

you might, b.

Like licking phlegm off a tortoise...
03-22-2019, 04:28 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you might, b.

Like licking phlegm off a tortoise...

I genuinely do not understand why people wouldn't like oysters. They aren't snotty, they're chewy and meaty and delicious. I mean seriously, what is there not to like about the taste? Salty and fresh and just lifted with a bit of shallot vinegar or green tabasco? Outstanding. Just one of the best things in the world to eat, surely? :shrug:
03-22-2019, 04:31 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

I genuinely do not understand why people wouldn't like oysters. They aren't snotty, they're chewy and meaty and delicious. I mean seriously, what is there not to like about the taste? Salty and fresh and just lifted with a bit of shallot vinegar or green tabasco? Outstanding. Just one of the best things in the world to eat, surely? :shrug:

There's no accounting for taste eh, b?
03-22-2019, 04:34 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

There's no accounting for taste eh, b?

No, but sometimes people are just wrong. I mean look at this, ffs!

https://www.hellomagazine.com/cuisin...net-reactions/