Can't agree. Rectum in a noun. How can you have rectum tears? You want the adjective there: rectal tears.
06-29-2018, 01:02 PM
Rich
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Originally Posted by Sir C
No, no account. I do get my glasses there, but that hardly makes me no. 1 customer.
Whisper it, but I think they might just do good customer service. :shrug:
Thankfully I don't hold any Vision Express stock. This story would encourage me to sell sharpish. Why are the staff wasting time helping people for free when they could be charging for it/selling glasses to someone?!
06-29-2018, 01:03 PM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Can't agree. Rectum in a noun. How can you have rectum tears? You want the adjective there: rectal tears.
I do not want rectal tears thank you very much
06-29-2018, 01:03 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Can't agree. Rectum in a noun. How can you have rectum tears? You want the adjective there: rectal tears.
Rectum tears seems to suggest that my rectum is weeping. Which it isn’t - at least not today.
06-29-2018, 01:04 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Pokster
I do not want rectal tears thank you very much
Make sure you use plenty of KY then.
06-29-2018, 01:05 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Rich
Thankfully I don't hold any Vision Express stock. This story would encourage me to sell sharpish. Why are the staff wasting time helping people for free when they could be charging for it/selling glasses to someone?!
Where were you when I needed a diagnosis of corneal abrasion? Useless ****.
What's the point in having a tame gimp doctor if he does fúck all doctoring?
06-29-2018, 01:09 PM
Viva Prat Vegas
Rich came to the conclusion that your symptoms pointed towards Athlete's Foot
06-29-2018, 01:10 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Where were you when I needed a diagnosis of corneal abrasion? Useless ****.
What's the point in having a tame gimp doctor if he does fúck all doctoring?
What he knows about eyes you could stick in your eye and never feel it, mate. Although that would be medically inadvisable in your condition.
06-29-2018, 01:10 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Rich came to the conclusion that your symptoms pointed towards Athlete's Foot
pokster seemed to think it was to do with a ripped anus.
Odd bunch.
06-29-2018, 01:12 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
What he knows about eyes you could stick in your eye and never feel it, mate. Although that would be medically inadvisable in your condition.
He knew fúck all about my shoulders when they went manky, and not a single thing about my wobbliness when that went, erm, wobbly.