I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

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Originally Posted by Monty92

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

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I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

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Originally Posted by Burney

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

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Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

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Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

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Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

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oh, I say, f. All rather embarrassing.

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Originally Posted by Burney

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

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And hounds too.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

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I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance :-(

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

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I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

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I quite agree. The sound of them, for a start.

That said, the acceleration of these new fangled electric cars is something to look forward to.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

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Oh dear. Did you manage to escape the gym without anyone noticing?

I forgot a change of boxers at the gym yesterday so had to put my suit trousers back on commando style :-\ What I found is that this really focuses the mind when it comes to shaking properly after a pee for the rest of the day.