Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant
Do I have throat cancer?
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Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant
Do I have throat cancer?
Is there a growth the size of a watermelon?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
are you off the smokes?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
No, just feels like a lump of mucus stuck at top of throat and if I had a proper hack it would come upQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's probably a boil :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
As of tomorrow, was supposed to be today as back from holiday but then realised I have a work piss up tonight, so was never going to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Oh, is that bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Well, at some point it will burst and release a heady mixture of blood and pus.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
In your throat.
Does that sound bad to you?
Oh, I'm going to die then. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have looked it up and the answer - as ever - is maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...s/syc-20372028
Do you have bad breath?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Had it 4 or 5 days nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No more than anyone who smokes but not that anyone has mentionedQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If it’s painful then it’s highly unlikely to be cancer tbf. If you’re worried then don’t arse about with GP’s. The Dentist is by far your best route for anything neck and mouth related. If he doesn’t like the look of it, he’ll refer you.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
That’s the time to start sh*ting yourself :thumbup:
Go and see your Doctor, psrb.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I've seen mine this week for the results of my MOT and poke up the arse. :yikes:
The amount of times the doc said "well at your age..."
In short, I'm getting old and knackered.
Did he do it with his hands on your shoulders? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Have you tried drinking whisky, p?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'
Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.
Will it help?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Can't hurt, can it. A good single malt, obviouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
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:nod: that is what your mum saysQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Yes, all rather unpleasantQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A Docker's Omelette?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Ah, well. Better an empty house than a bad lodger, as my granny used to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I bet he struggles to pull a bird even with that magnificent 'tache!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney