There's something living behind my wainscoting.
A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.
Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?
:-(
It is your very conscience tormenting you c. It is the embodiment of every
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Originally Posted by
Sir C
A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.
Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?
:-(
hapless maid you ever deflowered, every blameless youth you sodomized, every simple, hard working man you swindled.
It will indeed burst forth and exact a terrible retribution.