If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Chat, shít, get banged

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:clap: wd bb.

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Chat, shít, get banged

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:hehe: Or in Sir C's case, 'Cat, shít, get banged'

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?

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It can't understand why he isn't burying it

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?

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:-( As if this thread weren't bad enough, you introduce a Freudian typo.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: Or in Sir C's case, 'Cat, shít, get banged'

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hehe. Who'd have thought a perfectly normal Fash Vegas type thread would have produced such a revelation from the C man?

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Originally Posted by Burney

...or are you a psychopath?

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I had a massive panic when we moved into the new house as it seemed to me that there were NO LOCKS on any of the three bathrooms*, until the landlord pointed out that there were, but they were particularly inconspicuous and small.

The combination of no bathroom locks and two small kids would have literally ruined my life.

*Yes, three bathrooms. :cloud9: :clap: :cloud9: :clap:

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I had a massive panic when we moved into the new house as it seemed to me that there were NO LOCKS on any of the three bathrooms*, until the landlord pointed out that there were, but they were particularly inconspicuous and small.

The combination of no bathroom locks and two small kids would have literally ruined my life.

*Yes, three bathrooms. :cloud9: :clap: :cloud9: :clap:

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So you don't own this house???

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Originally Posted by Pokster

So you don't own this house???

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We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.

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Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat :-(

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That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.

What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.

Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?