I'll say this for the flu: I've had zero appetite for five days now and the weight is

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

not to mention the crying like a baby girl.

Dysentery is even better b. Quite literally shít yourself skinny

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My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.

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Originally Posted by Burney

My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.

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Well Sir C as good as offered to come round and wash your bóllock so I'm guessing he'll do something for your old chocolate factory while he's fussocking around down there

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Originally Posted by Burney

falling off me. I mean yes, there's the hacking cough, the wildly fluctuating temperatures, the shakiness, the aching joints, the general sense of enervation and the flop sweats, but...y'know...weight loss :thumbup:

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Like all man flu victims, I'm assuming that you find enough energy for a w*nk every now and then?

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Like all man flu victims, I'm assuming that you find enough energy for a w*nk every now and then?

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:shakehead: Too weak to wánk, man. Too weak to wànk. :-(