I'm sorry. After 12 years my patience has finally snapped with him. Enough. Pay up his contract and (literally) fück him out the window.
These intemperate ejaculations are becoming a matter of routine. Take a moment to consider, my dear sir, the effects of this indelicate language upon the very moral fabric of our society. Let us bear ourselves with dignity, fortitude and benevolence and thereby add to the sum of humanity's decent qualities, rather than, if I may put it so, pouring buckets of liquid faecal matter into the already-brimming pool of cess which is our current social order.
His hair was the highlight of the day.
Not that I am endorsing a barnet of such proportions but I did feel the need to comment on it, one of the few comments I bothered other than to emphasise and later reassure all in the room how utterly fúcking shít we were.
He is an utter **** all the same, the complete lack of effort from him when Traore intercepted the pass in his direction which ultimately led to the 4th was a disgrace. In his defence he did have a decent chance in the first half and the utter shítness of the attempted finish made me giggle.
The bench made me laugh as well. I expect the team bus was at Colney yesterday morning and numbers were short so a quick round up in the canteen occurred.
You see you have to laugh really. I like to think off camera Wenger laughed.
Did you have to tolerate Robbie Savage's commentary? It was pretty bleak. He was virtually coming in his pants towards the end. :-(
Also, he has a bizarre tendency to repeat questions the main commentator has posed, but in a MUCH LOUDER VOICE rather than answer them.
So for instance last night the main commentator on their second penalty said
Did Debuchy win the ball?"
Savage would then go "That's right, Fletch. DID DEBUCHY WIN THE BALL?".
Then, two minutes later
Main commentator: "Was there a double touch?"
Savage: "WAS THERE A DOUBLE TOUCH?"
He really is a cretinous Welsh cünt