Oh Christ. It's time for everyone to become a tennis expert for two weeks.

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

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Not I Sir C.

Can't be doing with it myself.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

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Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've booked to come when it's likely to piss down with rain :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

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Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself. :shakehead:

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've book to come when it's likely to piss down with rain :-(

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I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.

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Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself. :shakehead:

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My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.

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My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.

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Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

What is going on?

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I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.

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Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

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Originally Posted by Burney

Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

What is going on?

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That's probably the finest scotch tailoring available, tbh.

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

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Nothing to do with me. It's an admin job, not a mod job.