Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

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12-13-2019, 01:06 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce" :cloud9:
12-13-2019, 01:08 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Are you sure your relationship is 100% healthy, m? :-(

Sexually? No, I'd estimate that at least half of what we get up to is deeply unhealthy* ;-)

*PM me for more details
12-13-2019, 01:10 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce" :cloud9:

What if it turned out that Boris is actually pretty good? :cloud9:

It won't though. He's just going to be another Cameronesque limp dick.
12-13-2019, 01:11 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

:hehe:

I bet you were unusually civil to all you met along the way, distributing cheery smiles galore
Perhaps even giving some spare change or advice to a homeless merchant you'd normally trip over along the way
12-13-2019, 01:45 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Did you have a nice time f? Your room looked lovely. Was Mrs f with you or was it purely a work do? It's always sad when work takes you to such nice places and you can't share the experience with the glw.

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.
12-13-2019, 01:48 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.

I'm sure you richly deserved your pampering, lovey.
12-13-2019, 01:54 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public
:sherlock:
12-13-2019, 02:09 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public
:sherlock:

I am actually Greggggggg Wallace (i've added some extra G's incase)
12-13-2019, 02:15 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

:hehe:

That means everything you now say is at a Volume of 10 :-(

"WOLLER YA GONNA COOK FOR US?"

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