‘The anonymous masturbator from Japan’ is my new favourite phrase in a newspaper

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-us...pital-7333148/

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Originally Posted by Burney

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-us...pital-7333148/

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Do like the way they have no qualms about throwing in the word '****'

The last sentence is glorious imo

Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid. :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Burney

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-us...pital-7333148/

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Sounds like something from the Two Ronnies.

Should’ve done a posh **** imo

ie with a condom.

Friggin amateurs imo :clap:

#NoGloveNoLove