Lunch? My own sandwich is contrived thus

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03-19-2019, 12:37 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Lunch? My own sandwich is contrived thus

Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .

Very nice
03-19-2019, 12:40 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .

Very nice

Ginsters Cornish Pasty.
Awful.
03-19-2019, 01:07 PM
barrybueno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .

Very nice

Sardines (in red sauce) on toast
03-19-2019, 01:15 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .

Very nice

Greek salad. Pleasant but unsatisfying.
03-19-2019, 02:27 PM
Pokster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

Greek salad. Pleasant but unsatisfying.

I will reply for Curly, Sandwich, Mars Bar, Can of Coke
03-19-2019, 02:55 PM
Maravilloso Marvo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .

Very nice

What is English Lavender Classic?
03-19-2019, 03:07 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo

What is English Lavender Classic?

a perfume for puddle jumpers, mm
03-19-2019, 03:11 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

a perfume for puddle jumpers, mm

:nod: And umbrella users for sure. This Herbert character has been selling us snake oil all these years imo.
03-19-2019, 03:13 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

:nod: And umbrella users for sure.

steady on, a
03-19-2019, 03:23 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokster

I will reply for Curly, Sandwich, Mars Bar, Can of Coke

Extra no egg with that?
03-19-2019, 03:28 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo

What is English Lavender Classic?

Oh provender then .. English Provender Classic Chutney you big chutney ferret!
03-19-2019, 03:32 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Oh provender then .. English Provender Classic Chutney you big chutney ferret!

Stop trying to get ut of it now, h.

You've outed yourself, well done. So brave.

We don't think any differently towards you...
03-19-2019, 03:43 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

steady on, a

Only in the rain, of course.
03-19-2019, 03:48 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

Only in the rain, of course.

can honestly say, the only umbrella I now own is a golf umbrella.

Only to be used on a golf course. Not the high street.

I mean, I'm not PSRB.
03-19-2019, 04:24 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

Stop trying to get ut of it now, h.

You've outed yourself, well done. So brave.

We don't think any differently towards you...

Hold me i - hold me tight
03-19-2019, 04:29 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Hold me i - hold me tight

ok, h, just none of those reach around shenanigans.

Like last time...
09-25-2019, 01:54 PM
TheCurly

I am here you know you utter *******
09-25-2019, 02:03 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

I am here you know you utter *******

You are in March? We are in September.

See you on the other side of the solar system. :thumbup:
09-25-2019, 02:06 PM
TheCurly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

You are in March? We are in September.

See you on the other side of the solar system. :thumbup:

Awk sure didn't old Albert say time was linear or dimensional or saddle shaped or some mad Tefal head ****.Or something
09-25-2019, 02:07 PM
PSRB

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

can honestly say, the only umbrella I now own is a golf umbrella.

Only to be used on a golf course. Not the high street.

I mean, I'm not PSRB.

IAHYK, also being 6'2" it doesn't cause issues with small people
09-25-2019, 02:17 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by PSRB

IAHYK, also being 6'2" it doesn't cause issues with small people

But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.
09-25-2019, 02:19 PM
TheCurly

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Originally Posted by Ash

But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.

I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(
09-25-2019, 02:24 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Ash

But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.

I do lift it up to allow other people past without causing issues. I'm not a complete ****
09-25-2019, 02:35 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(

Quote:

"The first law of Segregation
States that any gamete male
Or female can carry the
Determinant gene of only one
Pair of alternative characteristics
The second law of free assortment
States that in a cross involving
One pair of alternative characteristics
The characteristics will segregate
In the second filial generation
In the relative proportions of
9, 3, 3, 1"

I think this translates as: He can still be yours.
09-25-2019, 02:43 PM
Luis Anaconda

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(

The window cleaner wasn't tall, c, he just had a long ladder
09-25-2019, 02:47 PM
TheCurly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

I think this translates as: He can still be yours.

tbh A, I think he's into thon fresh fruit and vegetable fad that seems to be all the rage nowadays.Big **** wouldn't know a block of white cap if it hit him on the head.
09-25-2019, 02:53 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

Awk sure didn't old Albert say time was linear or dimensional or saddle shaped or some mad Tefal head ****.Or something

You been in a coma mate?
09-25-2019, 02:58 PM
TheCurly

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

You been in a coma mate?

I was awaiting on all the old Wenger In/out bollox to subside Herb
And now it's ****ing Leave/Remain :(
Indecisive ****s to a man
09-25-2019, 03:04 PM
Tony C

Had a Fillet o Profumo

A Fillet o Fish with a couple anchovies.
09-25-2019, 09:56 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

I was awaiting on all the old Wenger In/out bollox to subside Herb
And now it's ****ing Leave/Remain :(
Indecisive ****s to a man

5’ 6”? In your dreams son.

Maybe before I compressed your spine.
09-26-2019, 11:49 AM
TheCurly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

5’ 6”? In your dreams son.

Maybe before I compressed your spine.

I include my mohican
09-26-2019, 12:21 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

I think this translates as: He can still be yours.

He's black too though

. . . . . . .
09-26-2019, 12:24 PM
TheCurly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

He's black too though

. . . . . . .

"black" means something entirely different in Belfast,Herbus :(
09-26-2019, 02:01 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCurly

"black" means something entirely different in Belfast,Herbus :(

https://whitewaterbrewery.com/wp-con...fast_black.png
09-26-2019, 02:04 PM
TheCurly

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

https://whitewaterbrewery.com/wp-con...fast_black.png

Yes,let's go with that :D

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