when you have to dash to take a dump.
Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
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when you have to dash to take a dump.
Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainersQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Sounds like something one of our players would have done last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Twice yesterday walking to work :furious:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Oddly not (very - a drink had been taken)Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Going down on Berni's mum only to find she hasn't cleaned up since Sir C's last visitQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.
Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Well to walk around them meant stepping into a busy road - I was in a rush to catch the second halfQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
meh. It could be worse. You could be a dentist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
what a grotty fúcking job that must be...