Here is my prediction: A Russia/England final.

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07-02-2018, 02:09 PM
Burney

Here is my prediction: A Russia/England final.

In a bad-tempered game, Russia wins in extra time thanks to a German linesman because history.

The English press immediately launch a massive campaign complaining about Russian doping, ref bribery and general corruption. Harry Kane changes his name by deed poll to 'Harry Kane, World Cup Winner' anyway.

Diplomatic incidents, heightened tensions, spy expulsions and poisonings all round until, finally, war ensues and we are all spared the horror of a new, Arsene-less football season by the blissful embrace of nuclear Armageddon. :cloud9:
07-02-2018, 02:14 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

In a bad-tempered game, Russia wins in extra time thanks to a German linesman because history.

The English press immediately launch a massive campaign complaining about Russian doping, ref bribery and general corruption. Harry Kane changes his name by deed poll to 'Harry Kane, World Cup Winner' anyway.

Diplomatic incidents, heightened tensions, spy expulsions and poisonings all round until, finally, war ensues and we are all spared the horror of a new, Arsene-less football season by the blissful embrace of nuclear Armageddon. :cloud9:

Novichok into the England dressing room's ventilation system, Zyklon-B style.

Happy days.
07-02-2018, 02:18 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Novichok into the England dressing room's ventilation system, Zyklon-B style.

Happy days.

:nod: And, before Reuben Loftus-Cheek has stopped twitching, Ash and Jeremy Corbyn will be claiming it was an unfortunate Carbon Monoxide leak and that we mustn't leap to conclusions.
07-02-2018, 02:40 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: And, before Reuben Loftus-Cheek has stopped twitching, Ash and Jeremy Corbyn will be claiming it was an unfortunate Carbon Monoxide leak and that we mustn't leap to conclusions.

I thought England and Russia meet in the semi-finals.

Anyway, after four months of police investigation, they have no suspect. :vsign: Yet Boris 'The Clown' Johnson knew who it was almost the day after :hehe: Several countries have admitted producing the deadly nerve agent A-234 (aka 'Novichok'), which actually kills people within minutes, unlike whatever was administered to the Skripals, which seems to have left no permanent damage.
07-02-2018, 02:45 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

:-(
Correct Ash
07-02-2018, 04:06 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Clown is an odd way to spell cúnt Ash

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Originally Posted by Ash

I thought England and Russia meet in the semi-finals.

Anyway, after four months of police investigation, they have no suspect. :vsign: Yet Boris 'The Clown' Johnson knew who it was almost the day after :hehe: Several countries have admitted producing the deadly nerve agent A-234 (aka 'Novichok'), which actually kills people within minutes, unlike whatever was administered to the Skripals, which seems to have left no permanent damage.

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07-02-2018, 04:59 PM
Tony C

Putin won’t just want to win...he’ll also want to make England laughing stocks.

Methinks it will be Viagra contaminated drinking water and one by our the starting XI all get raging boners.